Hello! Apologies for Dooley’s prolonged absence from your lives. He or she has been in Panama on some urgent business, where he or she unfortunately mislaid some confidential papers belonging to some high profile friends. Still, no harm seems to have been done, so let’s press on with this week’s gossip…

Dooley found him or herself at the launch of The Rolling Stones’ brilliant exhibition, Exhibitionism, at the Saatchi Gallery this week. There, the assembled throng seemed to largely consist ...