There is little more tedious than hearing some hoary old industry sage tell you that ‘rock music is dead’.

Then, sure as the BBC turning up early at a Yewtree raid, will follow the bullshit Yin to that Yang: managers of young noise-rampant oiks who are, like, totally going to show the world why ROCK IS BACK!

The only way to prove or disprove each hypothesis is with the combative Sonisphere antagonist’s kryptonite - solid, square data - and, well, ...