"And it just says... 'Drink Coke'."

There is an unrepeatable, searingly accurate riff on the ultimate television ad campaign by the late comedian Bill Hicks, in which he unrelentingly mocks the so-called boundary-pushing shenanigans of the increasingly sexualised marketing industry.

He illustrates a hypothetical, unapologetically explicit tableau in which a young, attractive female is strategically positioned within your TV screen, allowing males everywhere to gawp candidly at  all her deity gave her - complete with soullessly rehearsed coquettish expression. Cue ...